He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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