Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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