Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
God I need to hump something, right now.
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