Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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