Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.