Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he puts the penis in happiness.
I've blown a few things in my day
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.