my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?