So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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