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(585): View more from New York

it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...

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(828): View more from North Carolina

had another sex dream about alec baldwin...

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(540): View more from Virginia

he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.

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(949): View more from California

July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!

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