Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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