do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
he quoted the bible to break up with me
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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