I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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