yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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