He disabled his match.com account in front of me
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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