come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He kissed a someone with a penis
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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