i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
this will be a night to untag.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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