no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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