I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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