I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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