:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
