Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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