weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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