Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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