How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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