New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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