You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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