I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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