Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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