is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
two words: eviction party
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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