Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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