Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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