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Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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