Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
so let's talk penis.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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