I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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