we're blogging at a bar
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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