Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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