haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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