he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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