I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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