You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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