Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The best revenge is premature balding
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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