Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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