that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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