Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Randomize
