dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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