At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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