drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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