I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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