Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
