I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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