some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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