shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
This is the high leading the old right now
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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