in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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