Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I forgot wine drunk hurts
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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