Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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