Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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