Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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